Imagine there was an actual department of Health care/health insurance in the wizarding world of Harry Potter. Shown below, are two specimen letters, that may have been sent out to two individuals, somewhere after Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts.
Letter I
Dear Mr. Harry James Potter,
We are very sorry to inform you , that
at this time, we do not have any health insurance coverage plans to
offer to you. Our sources indicate your life is too much of a
liability. Please contact your primary healthcare provider and/or refer to alternate means of coverage as soon as possible.
On a completely irrelevant note, good
luck with you-know-who.
Sincerely,
The Ministry of Magical Insurance.
Healthcare division.
Letter II
Dear Mr. Tom Marvolo Riddle, Jr.,
Our heartiest congratulations on your
come-back! But we regret to inform you, that the medical
surgeries/ alterations/transplants you went through ,at the time of
your resurrection, were unfortunately not covered by your healthcare
plan as we have no policies to deal with life after death scenarios. Also, your last policy with us expired fourteen years ago.
Please find alternative methods of
payment and contact us at your earliest convenience for further
negotiating your current policy status.
Sincerely,
The Ministry of Magical Insurance.
Healthcare division.
I just might turn this into a series of parodies if I get enough ideas.
On that note, I would also like to add, I find the Insurance policies for international students in our school to be very limiting, complicated, useless,expensive,aggravating. Not to mention useless and expensive.
Did I say useless?
-.-
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